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HEADLIES FROM 2013




Catholic Congregation Horrified to Find Their New Pope is a Tollerant, Rationally Thinking Individual

Governor Chris Christie Responds to Questions of Running For President in 2016 With Fits of Uncontrollable Laughter

Senator Ted Cruz Quits Politics in Order to Become World's Greatest Spelunker

New Rules of Devil Worship Proclaim Lucifer Can Only Be "Syncro-Summoned"

UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN!!! Kinda. A bit.

Miley Cyrus Continues Her Epic Quest for Pants

Ben Affleck Cast as Batman, Entire Nerd Community Insists that it's the End of Days

Republicans Insist Barack Obama Possesses Millenium Rod, Explaining Why Nobody Takes Them Seriously Anymore

British Couple Have a Baby, Entire Fucking World Shuts Down to See What They Name it or Something

Obama Walks His Dog, Republicans Cry Scandal

NSA Refuses to Collect Information on Idiot News Network, Fearing tupidity is Contageous

Tom Alvin Declares Marijuana Should Be 100% Illegal For Everybody Except Him

6-Year-Old Children Still Coping With Shocking Realization That Ron Paul Isn't Real

Ann Coulter Whips it Out, Declares Hers is Bigger Than Obama's

13-Year-Old Daughter of Trillionaire Business Tycoon Kidnaps Herself, Currently Holding Herself for Ransome

Famous Pop Singer Comes Out of Closet to the Shock of Absolutely Nobody

Antonio "Minotouro" Nogueira Defeats Rashad Evans, Becomes New Undisputed Champion of Pattycake

Governor Sam Brownback Declares War on the State of Kansas

Scientists Baffled By the Discovery of the Ocean NOT Having Unlimitted Fish

Obama Reveals Plan to Combat Iran: Recrute a Team of Teenagers with Attitude!


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